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the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded
example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead
by WR-#19 May 5, 2005
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turbines

when your giving someone a blowjob on a plane, and you hit turbulance and the cock goes down the throat multiple times
Alex: "dude that girl was giving me a bj and we got turbines".
Freddy: "Yo nice".
by that guy 13245 April 24, 2011
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turning angel

A long way to say someone is dying. The band State Radio uses it in their song Mr. Larkin.
"My mother is very sick...she's turning angel."
by Stephan L. January 5, 2008
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turricano

A ridiculous persons name for an extreme hurricane, tornado, or wind blown disaster.
That had to have been one of the worst turricano I have ever been in.
by jasonjjung76 January 18, 2015
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A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.
"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009
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Turking

'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.
Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.
by Toby Harding June 18, 2007
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Turbine

A crude pot smoking device made out of a bottle, tape, bag and a socket
Orange ... dude, pull me another turbine
by king! November 1, 2008
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