tuff muffins

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".

You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"

by sam skrambel February 6, 2010

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tuff hair

A person who has hair that looks like a porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.

Madison has tuff hair.

by IAmDaddyDavid June 23, 2017

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truffula tree

The most dyslexic person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. They are stupid and can also be called dyslexic or water buffalos

Ethan looks like a Truffula Tree

by Welpood February 13, 2019

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tiffussy

Like pussy or badussy but tiffussy, used to hype up your friends named tiff!! (also same meaning as that’s so clit!)

-Omg that top is so tiffussy
-She put her whole tifussy in it
-Anyslays gonna go get that tifussy

by la696969 February 18, 2022

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Thats Tuff

A saying you reply with when you really don’t care about the conversation you’re participating in. Can also be used when something or someone is going through some hard times (just say you mean it)

Female: Omg you’re so cute!
Male:Uh thanks I guess
Female:I got a boyfriend tho, but you can wait until we’re over?
Male:Damn thats tuff

by AshTray1 June 7, 2019

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