trouser pirate

1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger

basically a hard on that goes into odd places

Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!

by Eric Tanager December 8, 2006

trouser spice

The additive transferred to objects (particularly food) from a) touching your private parts or b) going to the toilet and not washing your hands.

"I wouldn't eat those free peanuts mate, I've heard they get covered in trouser spice."

by Paul Greedo Foster January 17, 2009

Trouse

Trouse (noun) - a combination of trance and house.

Troused (verb) - the sensation of having to listen to a combination of
trance/house. This usually happens against the listeners will.

Trousey (adjective) - descriptive of music that sounds like a
combination of trance and house.

"I didn't know we were going to get troused tonight!"

"The DJ was playing trouse all night"

"Ths track sounds a little trousey"

by Kris Moon September 11, 2008

trouser cannon

The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.

That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!

by arcansenal April 15, 2008

Trouser Nazi

An erection

The Trouser Nazi dutifully saluted as Eva bent to retrieve her pencil.

by Arch Crippledick August 7, 2009

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009

All mouth and no trousers

Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.

Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111

KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".

by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004