trailerific

A hot female who does not have sufficient financial resources to fully accentuate her positive attributes.

She is typically white. She likely has a tramp stamp, died hair that is long overdue for a refresh, a halter-top, and at least one unconventional piercing somewhere other than her ears.

She probably smokes, drinks, and has less than stellar teeth. She is most often seen in public places such as WalMart, the social security office, or the DMV.

Man that fine ass white-trash chick sure is trailerific.

by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008

fart in a trance

Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.

Guy 2: ...

Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.

by Evezz January 21, 2009

Trailer Park Princess

A skanky white trash chick that thinks she is hot but is too stupid to realize she is just a trashy whore

Katie is quite the Trailer Park Princess isn't she?

by Big Shot Bobby December 6, 2006

Trailer Park Slam

A single mom who moves herself and her child into a trailer with a female friend and their boyfriend. The Trailer Park Slam then sleeps with her friends boyfriend and all other males within a 3 mile radius. Trailer Park Slam becomes pregnant and requires a DNA test. (They have likely had multiple DNA tests to find their other childrens' fathers.)

Trailer Park Slams are always 100% certain of who fathered their child, and adamantly oppose testing. DNA tests eventually prove them wrong. These girls are generally missing teeth and addicted to alcohol or cocaine.

She is such a trailer park slam that she's on her second child, fourth DNA test. Only 12 guys left to test. Hope she finds his dad soon. Must be hard for her to buy coke without her child support.

by frikinawesome June 21, 2009

Mr. Tracey

Someone who is round, obese, has bad coffee breath, and says "mkay" after every statement. A Mr. Tracey has the ability to come up with insults to kids within a second. Also, any REAL Mr. Tracey waddles. This group of people hates stupid questions. They also have a tendency to call people meat-heads. Thinks wood is good, and likes pizza with everything.

person 1: dude, that Mr. Tracey called me a meat-head."

*the Mr. Tracey waddles up to you.*

Mr. Tracey: "MEAT-HEAD."

*you die by the smell of his coffee breath.*

by JJTUBE September 19, 2011

trance

A genre of music suited for the more advanced and sophisticated personality. For people who like to engage in intellectual thought and experince thier own emotions in a way that exceeds traditional writting or music. Music that can relax a busy mind or inspire one to excel and achieve great things emotionaly and spritialy.

Girls like to dance. So if you want to meet girls, go to a trance club. Thats how I met my wife.

Song:Im not fooled - by: John 00 Fleming - Album: Creamfields. I was lsitening to this song when I was re-united with my wife after spending 1 year in Afgan and 1 year in Iraq. It was also the same song I listened to when I had to leave to go to war and cryed like a baby. Trance music can enhance your true emotions and adapt to any situation.

by DJ Smoke July 18, 2006

trailerpark tornado

a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the PBR and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it fucks you up white trash style.

that party was boring till me and jethro made us some trailerpark tornados.

by squidge June 17, 2006