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tragedies

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.
Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.
by valerie2776 April 22, 2008
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Tragic: The Garnering

The addictive game of cards in the videogame Fallout 2.

A parody on "Magic: The Gathering".
"Tragic: The Garnering is the most addictive thing since Jet." - Wooz
by Mathy Dunefarm February 18, 2009
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Tragic Kingdom

A nick name given to Disney World or Disney Land by disgruntled employees.
I gotta go man, I have to get up early for another shift at the Tragic Kingdom.
by MC YT December 18, 2005
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vag trag

A female "cockblock" that occurs organically - that is, which is no one's fault.
Oh, I totally thought we were going to hook up, but it turned out that when he asked me if I wanted to see his gear, he meant on WoW. Such a vag trag.
by illustronebulae September 25, 2010
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Fur Trading

The act itself when a slutty, whore female uses her pussy to obtain material items such as money, cars, free rent, vacations, etc. She trades her vagina to well off and/or just generally desperate men willing to compensate for their inadequacies through trade of material possessions for sex. See Sugar Baby and Sugar Daddy.
Rico: Hey Dude! Have you met that new girl Tonya?
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
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tragic poet

a tragic poet is poet who writes about tragadies. Normally in the classical sense, as reffered to in Plato's Republic.

A Tragic Poet, would be someone who would take a situation to a exagerated level while taking on a stance such as pain, angst or sadness.
This exageration, is to the point of absurdism.
The absurdism may not be known to the individual, and in this case it is correct to call an individual a Tragic Poet. (Simulacrum of tragic form).

On the other hand we may have pretencious individuals who use satire, of forms that may be viewed as Tragic, but in fact are not.
They are not not to be called Tragic Poet's for it would not be correct, as they are fully aware of the absurdity of there actions normally in reference to the written form.

Except for the individual who wrote this definition.
He is The Tragic Poet, as in the article "the" giving him the title, of being a Tragic Poet, but fully aware of the absurdism involved.
All emo kids are Tragic Poet's.

(the fact that it is creating a fallacy makes the sentence follow in true tragic poet form)
by The Tragic Poet April 8, 2005
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Targin

A swear word that is said when you are upset because you don't want your girlfriend to drag you to Target again.
I'm not going to flipping Targin again!
by billyblargin June 1, 2011
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