Pop Up Traffic

Is when you go to a web page and there are too many pop up ads to be closed. The reason why the internet sucks.

Adam: "I want to to listen to this song but these stupid pop up ads keep coming up."
Will: "You must be stuck in some Pop Up Traffic."
Adam: "Schist. This was a good site."

by Julian Castro December 23, 2008

Back Alley Taffy

Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.

Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."

by Evil Genius Prime July 29, 2013

trafficky

an adjective describing the dense state of traffic on the road.

Nina said that it was so trafficky on I-95, it took her 3 hours to get from DC back to Richmond after shopping for 5 hours at Ikea, which totally sucked because it made her late for the party.

by Furrowed Brow April 1, 2004

Traffic Jamming

When you find your self in crawling traffic, so you whip out a ballin' mixed CD and dance in your car, and other people start dancing and singing along with you in their respective cars.

The other day, Melanie was in a massive traffic jam, so she threw on Bohemian Rhapsody cranked it, and started rocking out, when she opened her eyes after some sweet air guitar, she noticed that three people in cars around her were Traffic Jamming with her, it made her day.

by udaddict August 23, 2009

Taffy

1. (pejorative) a Welshman

2. alprazolam, a benzodiazapine drug (from the brand name tafil)

As soon as someone came along and called him Taffy he logged off.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2011

miami traffic

Agressive driving. This is when many people run red lights, almost crash into people and dent cars.
It is also a cheat code in Grand Theft Auto Vice city for the PC.
While in the game, type
MIAMITRAFFIC

Taxi Driver: WTF? TOO MUCH MIAMI TRAFFIC OVER HERE!

by Nikko May 5, 2005

trafficky

The condition of having a large amount of traffic on a road.

This road is extrememly trafficky.

by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006