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toysexual

Adj.: Sexually oriented to objects that are used to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification

Pertaining to the use of objects to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification. For example, using adult toys including but not limited to the following: dildos; vibrators; anal beads; blow up dolls; fleshlights; and other mechanical and non-mechanical devices.

Noun: A toysexual person.
When asked about her sexual orientation, Karen referred to herself as a toysexual as she thought about her box of adult goodies awaiting her in her nightstand.
by melloweesh July 7, 2010
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Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.
Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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toaster special

When a man is giving a woman a hellacious pounding in the kitchen,he pulls out and sticks an appliance (often a toaster) into her.
"Man, John gave Mary the toaster special last Friday in his kitchen, and she still can't walk properly."
by Lord Scott July 16, 2008
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Toaster Effect

A horror movie effect wherein something is intended to scare the audience by popping up unexpectedly, catching them unaware, similar to toast popping out of a toaster.
"Dude, that movie wasn't scary at all, it relied too much on the toaster effect."
by Megamean09 October 6, 2012
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Toaster army

Something made by a 13 year old girl on discord, for friends.
HEY GET ON THE TOASTER ARMY SERVER AND LETS SPAM !
by Toaster queen January 29, 2017
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Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.
Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun
by kylizzie May 31, 2017
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toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch
dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis
by analdestroyed April 18, 2018
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