Trucker Torpedo

A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.

I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today

by johnnyjr September 23, 2019

cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.

I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".

"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

by Telephony March 18, 2020

kenita torres

an angry bitch, she send so much homework
a mdrf that doesnt cares a fuckin shit

you’re such a kenita torres

by oppulence96 May 31, 2020

Captain Torres

Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, usually shortened to just 'Torres' or 'Captain Torres' who is well known for is voice lines in SP Mission 3: Ten Million Relief Plan.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E

by exportedtoastie November 3, 2021

Fernando Torres

A footballer (soccer) that has made David Blaine jealous by beating the world record for doing nothing in a box.

Fernando Torres has extended his world record after another 90 minutes of nothing in the box.

by rabbidrabbidrabbid May 14, 2011

Torrean

Torrean is a good friend that cares for others and will always have your back

Torrean is a good friend and will always have your back he is good looking

by Long_dipings_poop October 21, 2018