toolsexual

Someone who does sensual and questionable things with garden tools, such as shovels, rakes, or shears.

Did... Did that bitch just lick a shovel? She must be toolsexual.

by nokiwisformybaby February 11, 2018

tootsie push

To poop in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.

Alternatively known as the WAFFLE STOMP.

Tootsie refereeing to a nick name for toes also tootsie rolls look like turd logs.

Hey bud, you’re out of toilet paper so I just did a tootsie push and showered.

by Pegship August 2, 2020

Thoops

The action of hitting something out of ones hand.

OI MATE IMMA THOOPS THAT SHIT OUT YOUR HAND

by Hatingithere October 13, 2020

tooshy ben

the inferior ben. obviously a submissive cock sucking little bitch boy that hides his piss kink behind his frog accessories.

tubbo ben: "who wants to get peggged"
tooshy ben: "i volunteer as tribute"

by glizzygobbla7427 February 19, 2021

Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs

When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.

Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"

by Ghostington September 5, 2021

tools with SoAlz

The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.

Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.

I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.

by KansasTools November 1, 2023

predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

by melissa anne June 16, 2007