TONS

A sarcastic expression used most often in answer to an inquiry or question to signal that you won't even dignify the question with a real answer.

Yeah, right.

Good one!

Caleb: "Hey, Jack, you good to hang this weekend? Or you gonna be busy working on your flower beds still?
Jack: "TONS, pal."

by Trevor Homehead November 1, 2019

tonsil butter

A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.

Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.

by El Conquistador February 20, 2020

Tonsil twins

When two people kiss the same person, they become Tonsil Twins

Hey, Hayden, did you kiss Zoe?

Yes I did, Heath!
Nice, we’re tonsil twins!!

by Gayratt January 19, 2021

Toonily

A place where you can find free, unblocked adult manhwas. B)

bruh wtf is Toonily

by usermamebutwithm January 27, 2021

toonger

a person with a mullet or a short penis.

look at that toonger

by hunacuh May 4, 2021

Toon Vlog

A term used to talk about a certain style of animation, created to differentiate between Frame by Frame animations and animations which jump from a Frame to another one without the full movement animated, making it look as the character moved, even though it isn't fully animated, this term is specifically used for storytime animators(or toonvloggers in this case).

I watched an youtuber the other day, he does toon vlogs.

by CB_BR_JP August 30, 2022

toogswaggle

A troll that speaks in esoteric slang that no one understands. They tend to think they "poned" you but, they end up just confusing everybody that hears or sees it.

"Yo, yall cheebin' and rukkin', cobo's need to keep it real!!" Shaun, I have no clue what the heck you just said, It's just short of clicks and whistles! You really need to stop being such a toogswaggle!

by protopuppy September 6, 2022