pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident; 19 October, 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

Tootin'

Clown prostitution. A clown that has sex for money.

"This is better than my last job, you know I was tootin' for a while."

by natthom October 11, 2016

TOOBIN

Exposing your penis on a virtual call either on purpose or accidently for all to see.

I thought I muted the virtual call when I got naked but I guess I was TOOBIN.

by The Donald USA October 19, 2020

noob toobineer

an unskilled player in a vidio game (mohaa) that has to use a rocket to get kills ,because he does not have the skill to use any other weapon.

OMG WTF that noob toobineer has killed me again .he needs to get some skills.

by MOH MAFIA June 27, 2005

tonging

When an asian person is throwing up because they can't handle their booze.

Chung-Ching, everytime we go out you're always tonging!

by Anon January 28, 2004

toonin

When the squad is together looking for something to do. Usually looking for a party or to hook up with someone.

"What's up?"
"Just toonin with squad"
"Well I'm at a party. Come through. There's hella hoes and hella homies."

by therealjamesyboyy January 8, 2016

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the constitution, huh.”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020