Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021

Fat Tong

It means that you are fatter than a pig. He is the principal of La Salle College. Everyone calls him fat Tong

Don’t eat so much poop or you will be fat Tong!

by Tong Wun Sing November 8, 2018

Ivan Tong

A famous youtuber that famous for his body shape like "caseoh". There's a habitat of Ivan Tong is that he eats 40t of food in every 10 minutes and able to swallow the universe. We use this word to laugh at fat people who is overweight.

Person 1: Ready for 1v1 in the game?
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .

by I ate a cat 8964 June 20, 2024

Kuan Tong

A person who is usually kind yet serious. A Kuan Tong is usually outspoken and insults others when he feels like it

Person 1: “Hi Kuan Tong”
Kuan Tong: “Shut up”

by HappyCat193 February 19, 2019

Tonges

Tonges is a great person. They are always fun to be around and will always make you laugh. At times they can be shy if they are crushing on someone but are usually a pretty open person. They have an amazing laugh and a contagious smile. They have breath taking eyes that will blow you away.

I am related to a tonges

by _just.a.country.girl_ June 11, 2020

Tonged

When someone gets pink eye after going to the strip club on a Wednesday

Damn I was tonged the day after the strip club

by Epps August 16, 2024

Lee tong fu

The chinese name given to Eshan Shafeeq, aka diehardofdeath. Hes the strongest man alive, both physically and mentally. Dont be ashmed if youre not upto his level.

Churchill: Damn that guy is lifting 600kg with one picky.
Kevin: He's Lee tong fu! ofcourse he can lift 600kg.

by diehardofdeath September 20, 2021