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Tampon Boner

When a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little boner.
Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.
by R-e Miller June 8, 2015
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Tampon

Something u use to shove up your vagina. Boys are lucky they don’t have to use them. :))
I shoved the tampon up my vagina
by 9639579437 March 13, 2019
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Tompouce

Oh, he just stuck his finger in my tompouce
by shmeedle May 2, 2019
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Change your fucking tampon

To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...
Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!

(Silence with crickets chirping...)

Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015
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tampon hut

a hut containing tampons shaped like a tipee, mostly used for staying warm in the winter.
"o man that guy must have a nice tampon hut, he looks warm."

"tampon huts are my favorite, they make me all warm."
by Hank.wal October 12, 2009
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Tampon

This is a cloth like item that is inside a plastic or cardboard aplicator that prevent leakage of blood outside the women's vagina.!
Playtex Tampons are the best to use!

Im bleeding,do u have any tampons with you?
by Sammmmi! x3 x ] May 11, 2009
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The Devil's Tampon

Four Different Shots of Liquor lined up, the last being Devil Springs Vodka, and a line of cocaine extending from the base of the last shot glass...

from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string...

you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession
" Dude, I pulled on The Devil's Tampon twice last night, I was so mangled I ass banged "THE RED ONION."

"Did you Cry?"
by Jake aka Mr. Dick Fitzwell October 13, 2008
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