Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

by Ryan P. Cooke July 27, 2008

Wooden toaster

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS

by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 23, 2017

Fannie Toaster

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.

Here you go love. Get yourself warmed up with the fannie toaster while I go for a shit.

by TedZeppelin March 02, 2007

toaster bananza

1.The act of taking a toaster to carnival, or some famous festival.
2.The sound bread makes when it pops out of the toaster.

HOLY COW! My bread just had a toaster bananza!

by TURTLENECK 121209 October 10, 2017

toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach January 22, 2012

Toaster Bath

The thing we all plan to do, but first we all need an extension cord to do so, sadly I cannot find one wish me luck

Kaya:"Go Commit Toaster Bath Retard"
Teachers Pet:"I'm TELLING!!!!"
Kaya:*Commits toaster bath*

by LonelyPotato55 September 14, 2019

Toaster bath

a day committed to committing toaster bath

Hey baby do you wanna come over and commit toaster bath

Omg yeas make sure you’ve got two toasters

by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 19, 2019