morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010

Strawberry Morning

a meme of an elephant that has been spread around. the strawberry morning elephant is an elephant-shaped strawberry with a stem that is probably supposed to be a hat?? there is text underneath it in Arabic that translates to this word being written about.

Person 1: hey man strawberry morning elephant

Person 2: hell yeah

Person 3: oh my fucking god stop posting that goddamn elephant

by KnownAsOmega2436 May 5, 2023

morning oreo

The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.

Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...

by Obeflow May 10, 2016

Morning Show

Will bore the shit out of you

Im watching the morning show

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Velvet Morning

The type of morning you have when you're having tea and sitting with your rich parents and thinking "the minister's booked and the Paris flat is getting readied, life is good" when your poor little farmer boy soon-to-be-fiancé arrives and tells you he doesn't love you and wants to shack up with his Anne with an e.

Gilbert dumped me this morning. What a velvet morning.

by A mystery shrouded enigma June 30, 2021

morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022