Jewel Thiefing

(Something that I made up and do in school.)

Jewel thiefing is when you quickly steal an item from a friend's desk or hand, then say "Thanks."

*Friend writing a paper*

*Takes pencil from friend's hand*

Me: Thanks.

Friend: Dude what the fuck.

Me: Dude, I'm just Jewel Thiefing, calm down.

by Dainbow Rash August 30, 2012

locker thief

A dude in prison who's usually broke or a dope fiend who steals from other people's lockers.

Junebug is a damn locker thief, he took five of my soups I bought at canteen.

by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

munna thief

the munna thief is a child size creature that feeds on the dimwitted munna cheeks

oh no it's the munna thief and its after maddy goombol's munna

by goombol goblin July 28, 2021

Ambition Thief

the Ambition Thief is anyone or anything that takes, in other words, steals your attention from previous goals and refocuses all of your aspirations on the newly found "ambition thief".

Witness: Hey bro how you been?

Victim: Good dude, You?

Witness: Been great lately! How's your rap career going bud?

Victim: Aw man, its in the works, haven't had much money lately for the studio because I've been taking my girl out like every night....

Witness: Dang bro, you used to be grinding hard! That's "The Ambition Thief" for ya...

Victim: Damn, you're right :(

by Luberto Sanchez July 4, 2014

shed thief

One of the lowest form of criminal amongst the criminal fraternity.A put down used by someone who considers himself a superior.

He's just a low down shed thief. He's one of 'the great shed robbers'isn't he {as in great train robbers}

by PWD May 31, 2006

hail to the thief

the song traditionally played when our gay-ass president bush enters. the oragins are unknown, but some say it has something to do with the recent rape of iraq for oil.

when bush confronted the press, they imeadiately began to sing a chourus of "hail to the thief"

by sean jobes November 18, 2003

weed thief

When you buy a sack of weed and smoke maybe half of it then it randomly disappears while your high when your with your friends. Someone in the group is a weed thief also know as a bastard fuck. They secretly pocket the sack at one point in the night and continue to say they have no clue where it is.

Dude! We bought that 80 sack the other night and went over to jeffs where half way through the night it appears the weed thief had struck once again. Down with the weed thief! down with him!!!...jeff

by augustburns September 8, 2010