When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.
I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
Get the Wash Strokesmug. The act of ejaculating on a pillow prior to intercourse. Followed by engaging in anal sex while rubbing your partners face in the pillow thereby giving her a pillow wash.
by Curious Joe October 18, 2015
Get the Pillow washmug. The use of Charisma in order to brainwash people into blindly following you regardless of the things that you say or do.
1.Barack Obama sure gave people a Charisma Wash last election.
2. I don't know why I like this person. I think he may be Charisma Washing me.
2. I don't know why I like this person. I think he may be Charisma Washing me.
by Fish_guy88 March 8, 2009
Get the Charisma Washmug. The act of squatting in the shower and splashing water on your nuts like a gorilla to get rid of leftover soap suds on your sack.
by deathfordough June 10, 2011
Get the gorilla washmug. by Morgan Sevobogohff May 9, 2006
Get the brick washmug. When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.
by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006
Get the the washing machinemug. To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
by bound2 June 1, 2016
Get the wash and wankmug.