When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.
I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
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Get the Washing machine. mug.n. A bathing technique that involves grungy hippies or hair-brained liberals that are protesting getting hosed down with a fire hose.
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Get the Washing Basket mug.The act of using terms, especially, but not limited to, ones that are more unfamiliar and “intellectual” sounding, in order to give a stance more clout, and make an opposing stance feel less valid. It often times makes the user of the term feel superior, and “objectively” correct.
This is usually seen when person A is trying to make an opposing argument against person B, and they try to solidify their stance as the one true stance by ending their argument with something like, “what you’re talking about is called insert word-washing term, and it’s actually a insert descriptive term fallacy.
This is usually seen when person A is trying to make an opposing argument against person B, and they try to solidify their stance as the one true stance by ending their argument with something like, “what you’re talking about is called insert word-washing term, and it’s actually a insert descriptive term fallacy.
Don’t generalize the way that I think about this situation with some 10 dollar word. It’s far more complicated than that. You’re just trying to word-wash me.
by Walter Greene March 5, 2022
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Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
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