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Wash Strokes

When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.
I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.

I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
mugGet the Wash Strokesmug.

Pillow wash

The act of ejaculating on a pillow prior to intercourse. Followed by engaging in anal sex while rubbing your partners face in the pillow thereby giving her a pillow wash.
Dude, I totally gave that chick a pillow wash last night.
by Curious Joe October 18, 2015
mugGet the Pillow washmug.

Charisma Wash

The use of Charisma in order to brainwash people into blindly following you regardless of the things that you say or do.
1.Barack Obama sure gave people a Charisma Wash last election.

2. I don't know why I like this person. I think he may be Charisma Washing me.
by Fish_guy88 March 8, 2009
mugGet the Charisma Washmug.

gorilla wash

The act of squatting in the shower and splashing water on your nuts like a gorilla to get rid of leftover soap suds on your sack.
I had to do a gorilla wash on my nuts before all the water went down the drain.
by deathfordough June 10, 2011
mugGet the gorilla washmug.

brick wash

a girl that is so ugly it looks like she washed her face with a pile of bricks.
have you seen brick wash around? Where did that ugly bitch go. Originated in Pittsburg California
by Morgan Sevobogohff May 9, 2006
mugGet the brick washmug.

the washing machine

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.
by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006
mugGet the the washing machinemug.

wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
by bound2 June 1, 2016
mugGet the wash and wankmug.

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