fuckface suit

A lightheartedly disparaging term used by the Criminal in Chief to refer to attorneys in general, especially as he scrounges and scrapes the bottom of the barrel looking for someone to represent him in his fight in a Miami court against the current federal 37-count indictment, hoping all of it is just a minor blip on his legal radar.

Hey buddy, I’ve been looking for at least one high-profile fuckface suit to perform some legal wizardry for me in this fake shitshow of a courtroom, so are you onboard to be the next Roy Cohn?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

News Suit

When you're only wearing clothes on the top and underwear/boxers on the bottom. Especially modernized during the corona pandemic where it's common for students to not to wear pants as only the top can be seen on the webcam.

Dude 1: I'm so tired of these online lectures

Dude 2: At least you can wear a news suit

by TheWetBread December 30, 2020

human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys

- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”

by Spud2000 August 3, 2020

Gyle Suit

A mispronounciation of "Ghillie Suit" which is a suit usually made from OD netting and burlap strips of woodland colors attached to the netting that is meant to resemble leaves, bushes and such. It is usually worn by snipers.

Kyle: I think I'm gonna get a gyle suit.
Parker: You mean a ghillie siut?
Kyle:Whaaa?
Bryon: HAHAHAHAHA! Think man. G-h-i-l-l-i-e. Ghillie suit. HAHAHA!
Parker: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kyle: STFU!!! ITS NOT THAT FUNNY!

by Oliver Quidgeums August 5, 2006

suit whore

When your friend gets a real job and now only wears suits. You now get tons of pictures of them in a suit at the beach, bar, their couch.

He became a suit whore after getting his new promotion.

by Dinolover August 4, 2016

Catapillar suit

an ugly or distastedul suit.

Man I can belive john wore that Catapillar suit to an interview.

by Truth Tree June 26, 2018

Batwing Suit

When ones Batwings are so severely stretched and stuck to the inner thigh, they have the ability to allow a man to leap from a fixed object and have their moistened, stretched testicles provide enough surface tension to power flight much like a traditional wingsuit.

His Batwings are so pronounced, he was able create a Batwing Suit and comfortably sail down the mountain using only his testicles to keep him aloft .

by Mr Fancypants March 12, 2019