by Young rich nation July 31, 2015

An imaginary tool used to haze beginning apprentices on construction sites, by telling them to retrieve this tool from some other part of the site. Each time the apprentice arrives at a new location, the workers, who know there is no such thing as a pipe stretcher, play along with the joke by saying something like "oh, you just missed it--they're using it up on the third floor, so you'll have to ask them." The apprentice is sent all around the job site for the entire work day, or until the apprentice figures out it is a joke.
by Ewizobeth May 16, 2014

Not Neil Josten
by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020

by Stone219 September 28, 2015

A neo-conservative American writer and avid Zionist who has made a career through his Middle East Forum of defaming and smearing American Muslim organizations and institutions. He is arguably one of America's most prolific Islamophobes (read: Muslim-hater), who has publicly supported on his web site the internment of Japanese-Americans during the Second World War and feels "encouraged" that survey polls show an increasing hostility among Americans towards American Muslims and Islam.
Daniel Pipes? Nobody wants to listen to that Islamophobe except the neo-conservative and Zionist organizations.
by Tangrene September 19, 2007

A term to describe a certain type of hallucinatory experience, one in which a person has a sense of swimming through a clear, water-filled tube about the diameter of their own body and seeing fish swimming alongside them.
I was moving in super-slow motion in the fish pipe and I noticed that one of the outrageously colorful fish was staring back at me with such love that I began to sob uncontrollably.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2022

An extremely common name/term used in England (London is the capital) for a completely moronic individual who lacks any common sense or initiative and is general considered a waste of oxygen and a drain on earths resources. Originates in the city of Leeds.
Is often shortening to just "pipe" or "pipe end" This type of person can be very selfish and only thinks about his/her self, with a complete disregard for people around them.
Is often shortening to just "pipe" or "pipe end" This type of person can be very selfish and only thinks about his/her self, with a complete disregard for people around them.
I missed my last bus home because some Bell Pipe didn't bother putting his arm out for the bus driver.
Some bell pipe crashed into my car while I was grabbing a coffee and left a note under my windshield that read "I O U one bumper", he didnt bother leaving his insurance details.
Andrew sent his brand new PS4 back to Sony for repair because he said it wouldn't play xbox games, hes such a bell pipe....
Did you hear about the guy that sued GAP because he ironed a shirt whilst still wearing it and got first degree burns? He said that they didnt provide a warning advising not to iron whilst wearing.... what a bell pipe.
The bus driver thought the bus was full and drove past 5 stops of queing people because a group of pipes were stood blocking the isle near the entrance.
Some bell pipe crashed into my car while I was grabbing a coffee and left a note under my windshield that read "I O U one bumper", he didnt bother leaving his insurance details.
Andrew sent his brand new PS4 back to Sony for repair because he said it wouldn't play xbox games, hes such a bell pipe....
Did you hear about the guy that sued GAP because he ironed a shirt whilst still wearing it and got first degree burns? He said that they didnt provide a warning advising not to iron whilst wearing.... what a bell pipe.
The bus driver thought the bus was full and drove past 5 stops of queing people because a group of pipes were stood blocking the isle near the entrance.
by Billy Bifocals August 21, 2014
