Well-fed

Britney Spears nickname post-baby. A name given to Britney Spears to make fun of her weight and her husband's nickname K-Fed.

Taking after her husband, K-Fed, Britney Spears will now be called Well-Fed.

by Mandy Cooper July 5, 2006

Fed-Sex

A delivering company kinda like Fed-Ex but this company does not deliver packages instead it delivers whores to clients who want to have sex but get it through the mail.

1. Billy wanted to have sex so he ordered a whore a got it shipped by Fed-Sex.
2. To get my girl friend I used Fed-sex.

by Fed-Sex October 18, 2008

k-fed

A golddigger.

And every man in the world would do the exact same thing.

I am jealous of k-fed.

by HOlmzezz January 22, 2007

fed kick

when your county jail is full the federal government starts to release non violent inmates to make room for new bodies. The term Fed Kick was popularized in Riverside California, many other counties simply call them early releases.

A. Where that New Wood Go?
B. Kicked Em.
A. Damn Every one getting a fed kick but us.

by Googlefaps.com June 8, 2019

Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 2, 2010

the head is fed

Stupendously wonderful oral fellacio.

"...did you just leave from Shay's house?"

"..heh heh..oooooh yeah....and let me tell you...the head is FED!!!"

by Dubb "D." September 2, 2012

Chrome Fed

Being shanked, Stabbed, shot. Being beaten with a bat or pipe. Pretty much anything involving a beat down with metallic objects.

"You see that guy who got shot on the news?
Yeah he was straight Chrome Fed"

by Juice Xavier aka Evil August 25, 2009