dutch microwave oven

Farting into a pillow so the next person who lays their head on it gets an instant puff of stench

When to use a dutch microwave oven. Lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.

by skooter aka cupcake August 13, 2009

Dutch Toaster Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).

Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"

by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008

Dutch Steam Oven

The dutch steam oven is the careful art of farting while in the shower. (Mutch like the dutch oven)

Jimmy: I'm gonna go hop in the shower and dutch steam oven myself to death!

by John Handee January 3, 2009

Dutch Convection Oven

Like a Dutch Oven, only you lift the blankets sightly under their chin while raising then lowering your legs. The fart rushes out - directly into the face of the joyous receipient.

Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"

by illgrac December 8, 2009

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

dutch ass oven

when you've just dutch ovened your girlfriend.
She pretends to go to sleep and after a few minutes she pretend to go to the bathroom and than suddenly she sits and farts with all off her ass in your face, and after 1 minute she goes back to sleep without saying a word.

Gross, got the dutch ass oven yesterday night

by dada April 13, 2005

Dutch Rug Oven Boat

Dutch Rug Oven Boat <deutsche rhug ohfen boaat>

Noun-When A person is getting Tugboated underneath a blanket whilst farting.

"Beeson was giving Kristine a tugboat underneath the blankets, when she farted and he starting gagging, all of the sudden she screamed out Dutch Rug Oven Boat!"

by Sandy Snatchflap May 21, 2020