by jordyslo May 17, 2008
Get the epiphany toiletmug. Toilet Brisket - Is one who shits a massive amount in the bathtroom toilet, and is usually accompanied with loud farts and kicking of the legs.
1. After eatting a hearty filling brunch my sister went into the ladys room to make some "Toilet Brisket".
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
by JustinCredible H January 19, 2013
Get the Toilet Brisketmug. A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.
Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?
Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.
Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.
by Nate, Mike & Todd February 11, 2007
Get the toilet muffinmug. A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.
by annieoakley August 30, 2010
Get the Toilet Readmug. n. A malicious individual who leaves only one turn of toilet paper on the roll so when you use it you can only make a thin wiping tool, and your finger breaks through and gets shitty
by sjors September 11, 2005
Get the Toilet Nazimug. A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.
by bhcrypto August 20, 2013
Get the toilet rockermug. by Trome November 30, 2017
Get the toilet tricksmug.