Sprinklering

The action of your sprinklers when they water your lawn. Also may be, the splash of the water from the sprinklers hitting the lawn and surrounding yard art. Aka Grass Wetting.

Is it raining?
-No, its just sprinklering.

by Mrs of the Mr January 2, 2017

Dirty Sprinkler

When you have diarrhea. You jump and spin in a circle. Causing a mist of fine shit to spray everywhere. Just like a sprinkler.

Why is there shit everywhere?
Gavin got drunk and was doing the dirty sprinkler

by StoneHusky April 28, 2024

Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others

"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"

by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018

south pole sprinkler

It is when whipped cream is inserted into anus of a recipent, and someone else goes to retract the cream, while recipent pushes said cream in a spraying fashion while gargaling cream...

Her face is ready for the south pole sprinkler..

Defined by Because We're Men

by BECAUSE WE'RE MEN August 23, 2017

Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

The Sprinkler

When your in the middle or an Orgy and after you finish fucking some chick you gotta pee and they all get in a circle for your nut but you piss on them all in a circle imitating a Sprinkler

Guy 1: Thanks for the sex Linda!
Linda: np now you know the drill
Mariah: Yeah
Guy 1: *Does The Sprinkler*

by Sir Daddy Dank January 31, 2020

Sprinkler Running

Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.

Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.

by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010