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Spank Paint

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) to paint someone or something with semen
I got spank paint all over my sheets

I spank painted her face last night
by Rainman 2 July 23, 2012
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Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.
Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos
by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019
mugGet the Paint the Flamingosmug.

Reject Paint

The paint at the back of the store that the costumer didn't want because the custom paint wasn't created to costumers liking or the costumer changed their mind.

Reject paint is usually cheap.
Jill: Hey what color is your room?
Lisa: I don't know, it's reject paint.
by Cici Crow July 3, 2009
mugGet the Reject Paintmug.

Paint the street

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.
If you show up here, imma paint the street
by bartholomew mexidankus January 6, 2019
mugGet the Paint the streetmug.

Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.
After painting and docking we really needed to shower.
by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011
mugGet the Painting and dockingmug.

Watercolor Paintings

A brother-sister band from Santa Barbara. Consists of Rebecca Redman and Josh Redman. They're music is described as folk/acoustic/punk, but really just sounds like magic to your ears. Rebecca plays the harp and sings. Josh plays a baritone ukulele and also sings and whistles.
"Hey, did you see Watercolor Paintings play at the Che Cafe on Sunday?"
by plastic deer. April 9, 2010
mugGet the Watercolor Paintingsmug.

paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.
He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.
by panofantera June 23, 2010
mugGet the paint the bushesmug.

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