Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

merked

someone who is really high or gets destroyed

wow he got merked by that truck or wow I'm merked right now

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

Merked

Owned/ ruled

You got merked by lil T, now you're getting merked by me

by sugaredweetalix August 25, 2019

merk

fuck someone really hard

i’m finna merk that girl

by motherjesus April 23, 2022

Merked

A person or thing that is ugly

Angela: omg that guy is so fine

Soha: girl no he’s so merked

by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022

Merk

1: To destroy someone and assert dominance.
2: To eat their butt

1: "I'm about to merk this kid"

2: "Can I merk you"

by jimmy 445 January 15, 2021

merk

to burnout of area, to leave very rapidly in a wild ruckus

James-"what's up coon cant get give ya a ride to school sorry man"
Justin-"oh shit hes got a gun, Merk out!!!

by duddleboy December 10, 2010