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Merk

The act of having 10 or more dildos in your pussy at once then take them out and having a guys whole head go in your pussy and you start cumming and squirting on him while hes still inside
Lisa was about to merk this guy tonight in bed
by Awesome words5150 December 15, 2016
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merked

Me-"yo.. Fuck is wrong witchu bull I'm bouta merk u"
You-" I'm sorry I didnt mean to"

Me-"yo sum bull gon rob me for my shit I just copped a new gun to, bull finna get merked"
My squad-"ard bro imma get the whip"
by T.I.NMan February 15, 2015
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Merk

a word used by ignorant fools who suck at video games.
Andrew Lockwood cannot merk.
by Brawlking1234567890 July 22, 2012
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Merk

A Call of duty clan that will bang your mom.
“Bro my mom is dog water, she keeps getting merked”
by Lil vine yachty January 27, 2021
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Merked

A person or thing that is ugly
Angela: omg that guy is so fine

Soha: girl no he’s so merked
by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022
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Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 16, 2024
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