beefy drapes

When girl has vaginal lips that are far from easy to look at. Basically not the tucked away neat vagina that we all know and love.

Just in case you go down on her, I heard she has some beefy drapes.

by 4488m October 10, 2016

Drape

To betray someone to the police. To snitch.

"Kig had better not drape me now that I've told him all about our plan."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

cattle drapes

Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.

Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.

You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.

by Miss. Behave & WayOutWestes August 29, 2023

snake drapes

Long pussy lips

Dude this bitch I fucked last nite had some huge snake drapes

by Alma Dixon June 2, 2018

fluffing the drapes

When a woman let's a real heater of a fart go and the pressure of tight pants causes air to pass between her labia giving them a little jiggle.

Good lord what was that sound? Just spring cleaning and fluffing the drapes for later big guy.

by Marshall362 September 15, 2023

window draping

The act of draping oneself over an open window while completely naked.

"Hey man. Wanna go window draping tonight?

by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015

The Drapes

proper noun: where the draft comes from

slang: state-sponsored sex work; the female equivalent of the draft

German women found out that their unemployment benefits could be cut in half, should they not take any of the available jobs. Several of those jobs were in a brothel. THAT was when the tail-end of the unemployment line became known as The Drapes.

by Sardatep007 August 6, 2022