COVID-19

the one game that skipped 18 games in the franchise

COVID-19 was good, but now its shit
well, thats why you dont skip 18 games in the franchise

by the cooler penguin27 April 16, 2020

COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

COVID Litter

The debris found in parking lots, roads, and other places related to COVID. Examples include masks and empty bottles of hand sanitizer.

I almost tripped over some COVID litter when I went to the store today. There were old, dirty masks everywhere.

by Dr Piggapuss March 24, 2022

COVID-BAR'ed

thoroughly confused, disordered, damaged or ruined due to the COVID virus.

Usually referring to data issues.
Often used by actuaries.

I would like to rely on emerging 2020 data, but it is completely COVID-BAR'ed
- Andrew France, Chief Actuary, Florida Blue Medicare, May 2020

by Bob Snarkanoff May 24, 2020

Cure for COVID

The dead skin between Belle Delphine's toes.

"Bro I got the cure for covid"
"sweet man where did you get it"
'from between Belle Delphine's toes"

by Keteaveu August 6, 2020

covid respirator

When a person is going down on somebody else and that person farts in their face. The recipient of the fart huffs said fart into their cheek and climbs on top of the producer of said fart. Once on top the recipient of the fart then places their mouth over the nose of the producer of the fart and blows their ass gas back into their lungs.

Did you hear what happened to Bob when he went down on Stacey? She farted in his face so he played the uno reverse and gave her the covid respirator.

by Cabbage Rabbit December 27, 2021

covid shrug

To dismiss any conceivable level of accountability for incompetence, laziness, or simply being terrible at one's job on account of there being a global pandemic in 2020 through 2022 referred to as COVID-19. When questioned as to the meaning of the incompetence, laziness, or being terrible at the said job, the personal in question will offer a shrug of the shoulders while meekly muttering "covid."

Frank was having trouble finding mulch at Walmart but when he asked the employee where he might find it, the worker merely rolled his eyes and muttered "covid," thereby executing a covid shrug with perfect grace...

Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."

Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."

Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."

Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."

by BostonRarr August 4, 2023