When a woman gives you a blowjob and salivates so much on your penis that it runs down your gooch and to your butthole, functioning as a pseudo-bidet.
Alan: "How were things with Michelle last night?"
Lance: "She gave me the Hotlanta Bidet, felt clean as a whistle afterwards."
Lance: "She gave me the Hotlanta Bidet, felt clean as a whistle afterwards."
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Congratulations to you if you use a Bidet!
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Hey did you hear that Mark’s apart of the bidet group? That’s best thing I’ve heard in the past ten years!
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Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
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Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
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