When you're jealous of someone's place in life but you stíll admire what they create, or generally what they do.
by Middasqweed August 27, 2021
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While you are fingering a girl and you unexpectantly jam a finger from your other hand into her ass. When she tenses up from the action you yell out "It's a Trap!!!"
Dude so I pulled "The Admiral Akbar" last night. I was fingering this girl, when I jammed my finger into her ass it was so hard to get out I had to yell out "It's a Trap!!"
by Need-Herder September 6, 2016
Get the The Admiral Akbar mug.1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018
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Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
by Asshandle June 26, 2015
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B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011
Get the School of Mutual Admiration mug.A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021
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