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stalk-texting

The act of continuously texting someone in an effort to pursue them and/or get to know them. This combines the acts of stalking and text messaging. Stalk-texting can run up your phone bills, causing angry parents. Stalk-texters are characterized by sending you multiple texts per minute. And, if you don't respond they will send the text message over and over again until you do.
"HONEY, WHY IS YOUR PHONE BILL SO HIGH?!"
"sorry mom, ralph just won't stop STALK-TEXTING me!"
by liesel June 11, 2006
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dirty texting

Texting with another person with the aim of causing sexual arousal. Similar to dirty talk, but texting.
Vanessa is meeting with her boty call after class.. In the meanwhile they are dirty texting...
by juanma885 September 22, 2011
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texting

STUPID!! the worlds worst invention that can only break up relationships and tear people further apart
The following dialouge is a representation of two typical people texting about a typical subject:
person 1: what are you doing on saturday?"
person 2:"NOTHING!"
person 1: "oh, wanna hang out?"
person 2: "sure lol"
person 1: "what's so funny, you're a jerkface never talk to me again"
by R. E. Tarded February 25, 2009
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texting

A way to communicate your friends by "typing" on your cell phone. The most pointless thing in the world.

It also makes your English bad.
Texter: Oh, my friend texted me about <insert gossip here> and were texting for 5 hours straight!

Non-texter: God, why don't you just call the person?
by ~C January 27, 2009
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desperate texting

The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.
(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!

(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)
Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.
by ycnan si eman ym February 22, 2009
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RED LIGHT TEXTING

Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.

After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
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Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)

When someone is texting another and put unnecessary caps, symbols and misspelled words in their message. Mostly done by mistake or by the antics of a faulty phone
Mandy : aRE you going3 with MaRK to the Met's GAMe ?

Lou : Another example of Mandy's "Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)"
by quest224 March 11, 2011
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