net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.

I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.

by iriegypsy November 6, 2014

Big Testes

Something you say when you feel very confident about a risky situation

I had big testes when my friend dared me to do something.

by Scott360 April 11, 2017

Beta tester

another term for pedophile

Person 1 - What do you do for a living?

Person 2 - I'm a beta tester.

by memerwithabritishaccent December 10, 2019

Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.

I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.

by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020

Beta Tester

A beta tester is basically a pedophile who is seeking to test products (children) before their released to the market.

Did you here about lester he got caught with little timmy what a fucking beta tester.

by BiDracula February 11, 2021

Boochie testable

Boochie testable means something along the lines of: a festival but it’s testable.

Man: I really want to go to a Boochie testable right now.

Bystander: what’s a Boochie testable?
Man: it’s a desirable festival you want to go to.

I really would like to go to a Boochie testable right now.

by Peyt0nzz December 2, 2022

Egyptian electric testes

Being tased by a 50,000 volt taser directly on your taint and balls.

Yo did you try that new sex move?
You mean the Egyptian electric testes OF COURSE!
Yup how is it.
I can't have kids.

by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj November 6, 2018