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tennis can

A sexual manoeuvre in which the man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus, then removes them, producing the characteristic "pop" sound one gets when opening a can of tennis balls.
Jordan's really lucky. Sarah let him tennis can her.
by A.C. Conshor January 4, 2008
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tennis face

You know how most women in tennis have wicked bodies and ugly ass faces? Well, tennis face is a term used to describe a chick with a fine ass body, and the face of a man.
"From the back that girl looks fine, but she's really quite the tennis face."
by Ace January 6, 2004
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playing tennis

code phrase used for smoking weed. used so that people will not know you're actually smoking weed
Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo bro, we playing tennis later?"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll let you know when"

Example 2:
Person 1: "If you're not busy lets play tennis later"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll hit you up"
by tennisplayer123 October 16, 2017
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tennis dick

spraining of the dick from over working it
i got tennis dick from boofin tommy last night
by the boofer March 9, 2003
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Tonsil tennis

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon
Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.
by Omar037 July 7, 2015
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Table tennis

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)
by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023
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tennis tantrum

A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.
Did you see Nick Kyrgios' tennis tantrum last night?
by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017
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