tennis face

You know how most women in tennis have wicked bodies and ugly ass faces? Well, tennis face is a term used to describe a chick with a fine ass body, and the face of a man.
"From the back that girl looks fine, but she's really quite the tennis face."
by Ace January 07, 2004
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playing tennis

code phrase used for smoking weed. used so that people will not know you're actually smoking weed
Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo bro, we playing tennis later?"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll let you know when"

Example 2:
Person 1: "If you're not busy lets play tennis later"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll hit you up"
by tennisplayer123 October 16, 2017
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tennis dick

spraining of the dick from over working it
i got tennis dick from boofin tommy last night
by the boofer March 10, 2003
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Tonsil tennis

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon
Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.
by Omar037 June 27, 2015
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Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.
Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

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by Tommy172 October 27, 2011
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ghetto tennis

A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.
Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say
by 2Lazy2GaveAF$&K April 26, 2017
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Boy’s Tennis

A good time with the gents where you “whack it in the showerswith your racket”.
-Man, let’s play some Boy’s Tennis after school!!!
-Sure, but I’ll have to go home first and get me racket.
by BennysPennys68 April 10, 2018
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