temperate

Rate of a temperature increase. The first derivative of a temperature over time function.

The temperate of the sun is rather constant while the temperate of an explosion is parabolic.

by fastmonkeywheels July 10, 2009

sub-negro temperatures

a temperature or climate that is not conducive or favorable to negro and/or halfrican people. The actual temperature threshold is unknown, although it is commonly believed to be somewhere around 45 degrees fahrenheit (or below).

halfrican/negro: "Dang yo, it feels like sub-negro temperatures out here - I shoulda brought my coat!"

halfrican/negro's friend: "Dude, it's only like 40 degrees out here."

halfrican/negro: "Well, where I'm from we ain't used to no 40 degree weather!"

by haileywood January 5, 2010

Tember

The name of the ninth month of the year – September – comes from the old Roman word “septem”, meaning “seven”, because in the Roman calendar it was the seventh month. ... In many parts of the world, September AKA 'Tember' is the first month of autumn and it is associated with being fucking badboy. enjoy your 'Tember' lads and lasses

"Lukas, It is known not to go on holiday in 'Tember' ..everything happens in this month, cancel everything!"

by qatrez September 6, 2018

tempur-pedic

A really cool yellow foamy thing that you can sleep on and you can order lots of free samples

I ordered a free sample of the tempur-pedic mattress for a teacher at my school!

by John Doe January 22, 2004

Temperance Spoon

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.

Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

temporal narcissism

The self-centeredness or vanity of an individual expressing itself through dysphoria caused by the inability to pause, rewind, or fast-forward stimuli or events occurring around him or her in the same way he or she can pause a TiVo or other media device.
(as described on CNet podcast 591)

-Temporal narcissism is often seen when people regrettably remember that they can't rewind the movie they're watching at the movie theater when they couldn't make out what was said.

-Example of temporal narcissism: Driving home from work today, I got really indignant after remembering I couldn't pause the radio while I ordered dinner at the drive-through window.

by cdova November 14, 2007

Mexican Temperpedic

The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.

Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.

by Pedro L. January 10, 2008