teedle furter

the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards

Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

tweedsmuir

A place where everybody knows your name, and we are always glad you came

you are looking for a party at ubc so you come into tweedsmuir and find the most kickass party with the coolest people on campus

by Sir Tweedsmuir November 10, 2006

The Tees

A westside gang of hooligans who enjoy shootin up tha hood. Dey can shank dem bloods n' crips anyday. They'ze very violent. In general each memba will sport a colour/throwback and graff it in various locations throughout da planet. Initiashun includes performin murdas, drivebys, car jackins among dem felonies, you know wat im sayin? Inspiyed by dem franchize boyz infamous song "white tee".

1) AW SHIAT!! It's red tee! Ya'll run unless you want to get shanked!!!
2)"YO I GOT BEEF WIF A TEE" "AW MAN DONT NEVA GO DERE"
3) "Sup Foo"
"i'm coo"
"Yo White Tee when ye doin dat driveby?"
"Im thinkin tomo'ow night at 1, ye know what i'm sayin?"
"ye,ye"
4) "he wuz all up in mah grill"
"imma jump hiz asss"
5)"REPPIN THE TEES BITCH"

by Steph & Nicole August 16, 2006

University of Teeside

Where chimps are educated that kittens come from eggs. And you need one GCSE in anything to attend.

Any of the local people in Teeside who say they want to 'better themselves' by attending University of Teeside

by borolover January 27, 2009

Teesh

1 : to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
2 : to create a false or misleading impression
3 : an untruth / a lie
4 : something that misleads or deceives

"That is a teesh, Barry"
"He was teeshing when he told me that"
"Teesher"
"Stop teeshing"

by Shane Mc Carthy January 5, 2009

Busted Tees

A line of t-shirts intended to be funny by using bad puns/jokes.

Advertised on this website. Though the girls tend to be quite hot in the ads, that blonde girl with the blue eyes is ugly and her teeth are yellow.

Softcore porn is sometimes seen in these ads.

Girlfriend: Hey, um, where did you get your t-shirt?

Boyfriend: OOH! I got it at that Busted Tees website I found through an ad on Urban Dictionary.

Girlfriend: Sorry, I don't think this relationship is working out. Good bye *leaves*

Boyfriend: WAS IT MY SHIRT?!?!?!

by Classof2010LOL February 9, 2007

busted tees

Unfunny tshirts for the most parts, but I must say I followed the link anyway.
I'll save yall some time, go directly to the girl with the t that reads Dikfore, she's the only one worth looking at.

The girl in the Dikfore t for busted tees has no bra

by m16 July 12, 2007