turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.

Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

teaser bitch

A.) A female canine in heat that provides sexual stimulus for a male canine in the purpose of sperm collection.

B.) A real bitch that leads you on for hours/days/weeks, finally leaving you with nothing but blue balls.

A.) Wow, that's a lot of sperm, you really liked that teaser bitch, didn't you, Fluffy? Yeah, you did..yeah. Good doggie.

B.) Yo, last night I took her to Taco Bell, bought her 3 enchiladas, and she still won't fucking put out. What a teaser bitch!

by sovietpower April 9, 2005

toaster special

When a man is giving a woman a hellacious pounding in the kitchen,he pulls out and sticks an appliance (often a toaster) into her.

"Man, John gave Mary the toaster special last Friday in his kitchen, and she still can't walk properly."

by Lord Scott July 16, 2008

Toaster Effect

A horror movie effect wherein something is intended to scare the audience by popping up unexpectedly, catching them unaware, similar to toast popping out of a toaster.

"Dude, that movie wasn't scary at all, it relied too much on the toaster effect."

by Megamean09 October 6, 2012

Toaster army

Something made by a 13 year old girl on discord, for friends.

HEY GET ON THE TOASTER ARMY SERVER AND LETS SPAM !

by Toaster queen January 29, 2017

toaster internet

A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.

I'm playing Super Mario Maker 2 Online. But it takes forever, someone has toaster internet

by Tigg-E July 2, 2019