Teacher

A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???

by Unknown229 August 15, 2016

Teacher

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.

Teacher: homework homework HOMEWORK!!!

Guy 1: can that teacher just SHUT UP already?

Guy 2: nope.

by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018

Teacher

Someone who teaches you random stuff you won't use in the future and likes one student a lot more than you.

"man I hate our teacher"
"our teacher is so nice"

by Dictionary_Fox September 28, 2017

Teacher

Person who is very open to everything

Hello teacher

by MWOLFE5 January 19, 2017

Teacher

Dirty assholes who go to work to ruin kids lifes. Their breaths fuckin reek like coffee and shit. They tell you off for stupid things like throwing something in the bin.

They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend

man that teachers a prick
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...

by GRUISAUNIT December 20, 2018

teacher

a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students

I heard that girl is a good teacher, she loves givin out knowledge

by E Bailey December 28, 2005

Teacher

A man/women who get paid to do fuck all and ruin your fucking life. These aliens are from the planet jeboris and are all fuck wits

Teacher- can you please do this
Kids- Niqqa fuck off

by XD-MAGNET IS A MIDGET November 25, 2019