Taff

Welsh legend.

Drinks bare, likes to trek to the pub. Has fucked his way through 15 counties, thanks to his train pass. Mongs a fair bit too.

"Fancy a pint?"

by kirkham November 24, 2003

laffy taffy

A term used for a girls ass that keeps jiggling after she stopps making it clap.

Damn that bitch got some laffy taffy!

by Q Baby January 31, 2008

tayfad

tayfad is what tasteless flops call Taylor swift (queen of everything)

tayfad tanked and flopped
- nobody said ever

by Cosmo tingz on Twitter February 27, 2021

Laffy Taffy

when a big girl is dancing, and then she stops dancing, but her body is still dancing.

Shake that laffy taffy

by Richard Dibble January 21, 2006

taffy pull

two brown/black men giving each other handjobs mutual masturbation

africa is known to have the highest continental incidence of taffy pulling

by Afrika Bambaataa January 3, 2008

Laffy Taffy

A type of girl with a personality comparable to 'laffy taffy' candy. This particular type of girl comes wrapped up very prettily with bright packaging that yells 'pick me, pick me!' However, she is mass produced and found everywhere. She is nice and sweet and fun to be with for a while, but, as with laffy taffy candy, the goodness is gone all too quickly and you are left with nothing but a brightly colored empty wrapper.

Example 1:
Jenifer: My brother brought home another laffy taffy again last night. When will he learn?

Example 2:
Kendra: Did you see his new girlfriend? she's such a laffy taffy.

Example 3:
Alex: Damn, look at that laffy taffy! She's hot!

Aaron: If you say so, man. I prefer girls with a real personality.

by wolfstarlover July 7, 2010

Taffy House

Another name for an outhouse, or out door shitter. Sounds much nicer, doesn't it?

"Uh oh, I have to use the taffy house"

by Lorbo June 6, 2013