smelly taint

noun. - The oily residue left on one's fingers after one drags them across said taint, grundle, or area under the scrotum sack. Often foul smelling in nature, but like a fart, is often best enjoyed by the owner.

I continually scrape my smelly taint and cannot stop sniffing my fingers. It's so bad...yet so good

smelly taint by Chodemuffins August 23, 2011

taint 

The area between the ass and the scrotum. It is called "Taint" because it Taint your ass and it Taint your nuts!

His taint was mildly sore from the chaffing of his dance belt.

taint by Don C May 31, 2005

taile 

The correct way to spell Tail. In cases of names, possible causes of autism and retardation may be needed to have been brought into play. Related to Lux jungles and Mei tanks.

Ex. Summoner 1: Their Lux is fed up the ass, we can't win.

Summoner 2: No it's okay they have a Taile

McCree: Mei go tank pls
Mei: I am a tank
Reaper: Fuck, it's a Taile!

Summoner 1: Warwick Jungle?
Summoner 2: Total Taile, it's a Lux Jungle.

taile by BitchPigger March 6, 2017

taint 

ety. (v) Taint is a whimsical distortion of "it isn't" > it ain't > taint.

(n) 1. The taint is the stretch of skin at the inferior surface of the perineum (bottom of the crotch). 2. In males the taint is the region between the anus and the scrotum; in females it is the region between the anus and the vagina.

It taint part of the pussy and it taint part of the ass; it's right between them.

taint by Mission185 September 7, 2017

bright eyed and bushy tailed 

Excited and attentive. Reffering to squirrels.

As in 'Here is my new kindergarten class, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.' The allusion here is to the appearance of a squirrel, which with its beady eyes and bushy tail looks ready for anything. 1930s

bright eyed and bushy tailed by Richard H G Bittner July 10, 2006

Taint Poacher 

Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.

Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.

Taint Poacher by Stevie Y April 12, 2006

taint whistle 

a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.

With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.

taint whistle by Will Bixby May 4, 2006