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Fart Tactics

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.
DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”
by Yakyelder October 27, 2020
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Tactical PM

Find the most jazz hands, meaningless, vague, fuckbag buzz word of the day thing - get assigned to it and then shove it in as many peoples faces as possible, convincing them they must adjust their productivity to your new assignment.

Keep communicating to executives as to all the coordination you are doing, while in reality it is just the damage control of others trying to get shit done as you have woven your problem around their axles.
Technician A: “Did you see that PM offload his Zero Trust Architecture delivery on to that team already worked to the bone? The executive are still trying to work out how he delivers so much whilst doing so little”

Technician B: “That’s a Tactical PM in action, full blown operator mode in effect”
by Catbert_the_Sassy March 10, 2023
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Tizzy Tactics

When playing fortnite, aggressively bush camping, not shooting at point blank opponents, and always with no exception landing at tomato town.
John won his fortnite game using tizzy tactics .
by Shush boi June 4, 2018
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Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).
"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."
by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010
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Survival Tactics

One of the greatest hip hop songs of the early 2010s, written and performed by then 17 year old Joey Bada$$ and Capital STEEZ. Featured on Joey Badass' debut mixtape, 1999 (2012), the song contains wildly impressive lyricism and provides a point of view of the lives of the artists, who point out the faults of their society and the people that run it.
"Hey what's your favorite song?"
"Obviously Survival Tactics by Joey Bada$$ and Capital STEEZ!"
by JozifBadmon May 15, 2023
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Tactical chundy

The act of making ones self vomit to slow the process of alcohal intoxication
Lucas was hella lit at the party but was feeling sick, he went to the bathroom to preform a tactical chundy
by ImpairedSeaFlap September 24, 2018
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Tactical Baptism

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism
by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018
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