A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.
"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"
"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"
"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"
by lighterfuel October 24, 2009
notorious for slappin all over orinda...13373d millions of min7s and had hell of epic so4mos on weekends only.....throws hell of v's....p-topless was sort of part of it....consisted of F-Jiggs, AK47, wiskebriske
by brohrinda January 09, 2008
The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.
The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.
The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.
by Johnny Dogrib October 18, 2008
"Monster cock" in search of "Size Queen" for "bareback blowjob" with "deep throating" and/or "tonsil painting"
Size Queen Girl: "I would do ANYTHING to get my lips around that MONSTER COCK!"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"
by 9point5in January 05, 2018
Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.
by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023
Said to someone who is whining. TP stands for toilet paper. When you ask if someone's got enough TP or use the hashtag #GeT you are asking if someone needs more TP for comfort, for example to blow their nose or wipe their tears
John: You are always late, always always always and never on time
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?
by Sir Chivalry July 19, 2021
'TP' or 'TPism' refers to the art of being a typical pakistani. Many TPs you may identify as speaking like a roadman (ie "fam", "blood" etc), driving a C-class Mercedes, asking "excuse me bruv do you smoke weed by any chance?" and finishing the majority of sentences with "enni bro".
It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.
It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.
by Darren Dobbs April 29, 2018