The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
Get the Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!mug. Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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/to take the torches and the pitchforks
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
Get the To take the torches and the pitchforksmug. (interjection)
A warning that you’re about to say something harsh, offensive, or emotionally detached. Used to temporarily excuse yourself from empathy or social niceties—just for the moment. Saying “Torch” is like pulling a verbal trigger without accountability.
A warning that you’re about to say something harsh, offensive, or emotionally detached. Used to temporarily excuse yourself from empathy or social niceties—just for the moment. Saying “Torch” is like pulling a verbal trigger without accountability.
by dooweeng June 9, 2025
Get the Torchmug. When one burns weed out of a tiki torch, therefor setting an aroma everybody can get high off of standing around it in a circle
by Lilcaramel November 21, 2018
Get the tweaky torchmug. by Nut_meme March 5, 2017
Get the Peruvian Torchmug. 
The Tiny Torches is the best band to ever play. Created in 2017, The Tiny Torches surpassed all other groups in overall talent, knowledge, ambition, and universal mastery in a matter of weeks. The Tiny Torches are an unmatchable group sent directly from the gods.
by Savagetyler1991 May 16, 2018
Get the the tiny torchesmug.