Tofu Ass Nigga

Bullshittin as motherfucker. Bland, boring, and someone no one likes (well lame people...like vegans). In addition, takes on the personality of the each individual they associate with (poser)(as if you cook tofu in something making it flavorful)...fake as fuck.

You tryna go to the titty bar? Naw, I’m just gonna watch the office tonight. You a tofu ass nigga

by The Seasons February 22, 2018

soy tofu mess

dealing with soy tofu in depression with a red hat and a purple spatula. You must wear hot pink shoes and have a name that starts with "R", "S" or "C"

Santiago was in a soy tofu mood while licking his cat, henry. He then went into a state of soy tofu mess. After this, he took Symbolta because of his soy tofu mess/depresion.

by yobobjoe November 7, 2010

tofu

Soybean Protien.
Usually comsumed by hippies, chicks with arm pit hair, health freaks, animal lovers, pain in the ass vegetarians, homos, mimes and loud mouthed celebrities who want to get there fat ugly heads on my TV.

Madonna says I have to eat tofu or baby seals will be slaughtered.

Tofu goes great with veal.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

Tofu Eater

A lesbian. As opposed to a pizza eater.

"man I swear that Tofu Eater has one arm longer than the other!"

by Tom Matthew September 12, 2006

ToFu

The excuse for anything remotely food-like.

Woo! We're having tofu for dinner!

by GCG December 7, 2003

Tofu

'Tofu' as used to describe a person. Tofu is a bland and tasteless food item on its own. It is only when you add it to a dish full of meats and vegetables that it takes on the flavoring of all its around and becomes something.

Tony joined a gym and now he's all in the meathead scene. Total tofu

by Mr_Andy June 27, 2013

tofu

The 2nd most elite pro-gamer of all time, second only to redknob who has legions of fan-bois everywhere and I could never be as good as him.

He is my hero!

Damn, tofu's skillz are l33t

by Rissole October 12, 2004