Thanksgiving pants

Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.

by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008

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put things right

1. To make something the way it should be; make it right.

2. To fix what went wrong.

3. To make amends.

4. To correct mistakes that happened.

5. To provide for a incompleteness.

I want to put things right between us. I know I messed up bad, but I have to be honest about it.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 29, 2008

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Golly! This thanksgiving, Uncle Frank ate 8 pieces of turkey, 4 stuffing balls, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, half the dish of corn and green beans, AND went back for seconds on his pumpkin pie! No wonder he broke grandma's new dining room chair...

by ConcernedAmericanCitizen12 February 21, 2011

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thanks a million

This is what you say to someone who you have lots of thanks for. Not just thanks, but thanks a million. It really shows how much you care.

Tim: Well I'm done painting your house
James: Thanks a million!

by where am i? May 17, 2005

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that's what the government wants you to think

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.

Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

by I is phunny June 16, 2014

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No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

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