dolphin conversion therapy

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.

1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.

by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019

Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for!

(Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for) this means as a insult and a mean thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be mad or pissed about something or being depressed! This is also a word for being mean to someone if their sad so you could keep them uncomfortable.

Hey do you want to go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for! :( oh ok.

by Dm4571 October 5, 2020

thermodynamics

A confusing class taught by a strange little man with weird hair and bad fashion sense

After getting 30% on his thermodynamics test, Andrew changed his major to international business.

by Andrew May 12, 2003

there

a place. NOT a contraction of "they are", or a posessive pronoun.

They're going to their house, it's over THERE

by ampathy January 5, 2003

If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.

Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

by Interex March 19, 2004

Respiratory therapist

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems

If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

by JennOwens August 11, 2008

The women's restroom is over there

An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.

Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.

Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.

(Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!

(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!

(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)

by Vomikron September 11, 2009