Theo Luzader's Awesome Beard

The beard that graces the face of Theo is greater than any beard not named Chuck Norris'. Theo's beard is the epitome of entertainment and epicness.
Have you seen Theo Luzader's Awesome Beard? It is freaking incredible. Just look it up on facebook.
by elgreatgatsby August 19, 2011
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On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day

“Oh shit there he is

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
by theothegod April 12, 2019
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I forgot to drop off Theo

After Dropping the Cosbys at the pool, to have to return to continue the act of doing so.
Man it wasnt enough... I forgot to drop off Theo!!! *runs to bathroom*
by AndyTheManAlexis April 04, 2004
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Theo

Theo is the type of friend that takes the piss but is the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet.
Theo’s a fuckin virgin
by KingSmoth November 06, 2019
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Theo

He is the god of gods. Has a great personality but a microscopic pp.
“I broke up with Theo the second I saw the size of his pp. Pathetic.”
by Snoofylol July 23, 2022
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theo

a HORRIBLE man who will suck the life out of you but has a humongous dick
I hate Theo but his dick is soooo good
by sillyguy123 March 14, 2024
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if your name is theo or tsavvk you like taking it up the bum and giving it to chcicks when they are passed out
erika is a man
hey is that theo
i heard he is a fat pedo rapist
by adlaypowder420 August 09, 2023
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