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TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.
I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.
by QuacksO October 19, 2016
mugGet the TDS Bankmug.

TDS

That dude has some serious TDS... I've never seen a person foam at the mouth like that before
by JustaDude12 December 27, 2023
mugGet the TDSmug.

TDS

(T)rump (D)ick (S)yndrome is a medical condition where an uncircumcised penis is so small that it has the appearance of a mushroom.
I was really into a guy, but he had TDS and I have an allergy to mushrooms.
by DrunkenToothlessRedneck September 4, 2025
mugGet the TDSmug.

(TDS)

Trump’s Doting Syndrome (TDS) is a condition where Lambeat displays an excessive, affectionate devotion towards Trump.
Trump’s Doting Syndrome (TDS) is a condition where one Lambeat dreams of showering with Trump, his heart overflowing with affectionate devotion and wanting to suckle from his teet’s Young M style.

No Catherine I prefer swinging from Trump’s lil’ hammer over a slice of trim.
by Silky_13 June 8, 2023
mugGet the (TDS)mug.

TD

It originally came from Tequila Dealers. But then turned into meaning drunk and out of control. If you were under TD influence then you get slightly dirty minded and the later the night gets the more TD you get.

You can blame saying things late at night that you regret on the TD.
"Oh my do you remember that TD conversation from Dubai"
by KokoroYoshiTD August 21, 2016
mugGet the TDmug.

TDS

A condition also known as Trump Dick Sucker. Somebody who loves to suck Trump's dick, either literally or metaphorically. People with TDS will believe anything Donald Trump says and will hurl insults at anybody who disagrees with him, no matter how reasoned their arguments are.
John: "Historically, enacting high, broad tariffs has only worsened economic situations."
Paul: "You just hate anything Trump does because you're a bitter bidenette!! Biden was going to enact tariffs, too!"

John: "I never voted for Biden, either... I think you might have TDS."
by thaddeusk April 2, 2025
mugGet the TDSmug.

td

That class is a joke I can go a little td
by bananaice January 26, 2022
mugGet the tdmug.

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