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Target mom

Basic white moms that do mommy blogs on Instagram. They live and breathe in that store while they sip on their Starbucks and check their Insta.
Kelsey: Time for another blog! Lets take our baby to Target and get Starbucks!

Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom
mugGet the Target mommug.

Target bagger

When a dirty diaper is so awful you have dispose of it in a high quality Target bag rather than a low quality grocery bag.
Per-ew! Jason’s diaper was definitely a Target bagger.
by River Mile December 20, 2020
mugGet the Target baggermug.

Target karen

the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.
I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance
by ThatGuy3742 March 4, 2021
mugGet the Target karenmug.

Anal Target

A heterosexual, (usually white male), who goes above and beyond to be virtuous and let everyone know they are an ally of the LGBTQ+ community and will go to great lengths to defend and interject themselves into any online conversation where they think their voice will be heard.
Did you see that Anal Target looking for online virtue points on social media after that tv show came under fire for all the indocrinated homosexual agenda pushing?
by F-Face Kat February 6, 2023
mugGet the Anal Targetmug.

target and chill

Mouritsen did the deed of target and chilling on wednesday
by Thd56g December 17, 2019
mugGet the target and chillmug.

stink target

I would like to throw my flesh dart in her stink target....
by Stein June 10, 2018
mugGet the stink targetmug.

target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married
*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband
by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021
mugGet the target husbandmug.

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