Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
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by Todd A. March 12, 2008
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The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.
There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.
LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.
PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.
LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.
PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
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erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006
Get the purple headed yogurt slinger mug.A low socio-economic mother who allows her children to wreck shoe stores and complains that other children made her kid cry. She is typically overweight, and takes no responsibility for her children's actions. She may be caught wearing clothing from the likes of a Disney Store or Walmart. Caution: Swidgers are dangerous and full of "store rage".
by Corobbie May 22, 2007
Get the swidger mug.A St. Louis diner classic. Scrambled eggs, hash-browns, hamburger, and melted cheddar cheese...all covered with chili. A favorite of Jeff Tweedy from Wilco.
After bowling all night at Saratoga Lanes and drinking PBRs I could really go for a St. Louis slinger at Tiffany's diner. I'll go poop tomorrow.
by JazzManSam April 12, 2010
Get the St. Louis Slinger mug.1. n. A place where pigs are kept, bred and or raised. Piggery.
2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.
3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.
2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.
3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.
1. One might find ham hocks at the local swinery.
2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.
3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!
2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.
3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!
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