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Simping

Simping, known to simps as "modern day chivalry" is an extremely serious violation of the bro code, and is against the saying, 'bros before hoes'. Instead, it is basically 'hoes before bros'. To simp is to try to gain the attention and play from a person that has caught the simp's eye. Simping never works, and it just makes you look like a pathetic piece of pond scum. A simp will do anything to try and appeal to the person being simped on, even spend their life savings on them.
Bro 1: Hey, where's Bro 3?

Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.

Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.

Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
by oh god please no May 28, 2020
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swimming for mussels

Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.
Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."
by L Castillo December 1, 2007
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swimming

swimming makes me wet
wow, I just went swimming and that water was so wet!
by michae(l) July 1, 2009
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Swimingly

Simply put, another word for good, great, okay, fine, fantastic, etc. Only used by Stewie from Family Guy.
Actual Quotes from Family Guy:

Meg: I can't believe this is happening to me. I can never go back to school again.

Stewie: Oh yes, Meg. Yes, everything was going SWIMINGLY for you until this. Yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces. Or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's this. Do you hear your self talk? I might kill you tonight.
by steve-o11505 September 30, 2007
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swamping

swamping defines everything you do when your really off tap.

when you get off guts on crackers or billies and your going to do something. then your going to be swamping... as in swamped from being so wasted. struggling to handle everything.
also used to freak people out when smoking billies.
B1: *smashes a billy* i am gonna go down to the quix and get an icey....
B2: man.. you will be swamping hardcore if you go.
B1: yeah well, once a swamper, always a swamper.
B2: thats it, swampin 24/7 baby woooooooooooh.
by acid101 February 11, 2009
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swimming lessons

When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker
Hey, Tokyo want to come over for swimming lessons?
by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006
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