Simping, known to simps as "modern day chivalry" is an extremely serious violation of the bro code, and is against the saying, 'bros before hoes'. Instead, it is basically 'hoes before bros'. To simp is to try to gain the attention and play from a person that has caught the simp's eye. Simping never works, and it just makes you look like a pathetic piece of pond scum. A simp will do anything to try and appeal to the person being simped on, even spend their life savings on them.
Bro 1: Hey, where's Bro 3?
Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.
Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.
Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.
Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.
Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
by oh god please no May 28, 2020
Get the Simping mug.Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."
by L Castillo December 1, 2007
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swimming makes me wet
by michae(l) July 1, 2009
Get the swimming mug.Simply put, another word for good, great, okay, fine, fantastic, etc. Only used by Stewie from Family Guy.
Actual Quotes from Family Guy:
Meg: I can't believe this is happening to me. I can never go back to school again.
Stewie: Oh yes, Meg. Yes, everything was going SWIMINGLY for you until this. Yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces. Or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's this. Do you hear your self talk? I might kill you tonight.
Meg: I can't believe this is happening to me. I can never go back to school again.
Stewie: Oh yes, Meg. Yes, everything was going SWIMINGLY for you until this. Yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces. Or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's this. Do you hear your self talk? I might kill you tonight.
by steve-o11505 September 30, 2007
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when you get off guts on crackers or billies and your going to do something. then your going to be swamping... as in swamped from being so wasted. struggling to handle everything.
also used to freak people out when smoking billies.
when you get off guts on crackers or billies and your going to do something. then your going to be swamping... as in swamped from being so wasted. struggling to handle everything.
also used to freak people out when smoking billies.
B1: *smashes a billy* i am gonna go down to the quix and get an icey....
B2: man.. you will be swamping hardcore if you go.
B1: yeah well, once a swamper, always a swamper.
B2: thats it, swampin 24/7 baby woooooooooooh.
B2: man.. you will be swamping hardcore if you go.
B1: yeah well, once a swamper, always a swamper.
B2: thats it, swampin 24/7 baby woooooooooooh.
by acid101 February 11, 2009
Get the swamping mug.When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker
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